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[The recording is silent for the first three seconds. Then there is a coughing fit indicative of a lovely little chest cold. The grumble heard after the fit is definitely Sora's voice. He sounds very congested, though not so bad it's hard to understand what he's saying. Aside from sounding like living death, he also sounds a little embarrassed.]

Well, I'm not a Chocobo anymore. The spell wore off last might.

[Another cough and a grumble and a tea kettle can be heard whistling in the background. Sora's voice fades out a bit as he goes to the kettle, but he doesn't stop addressing the recording.]

Problem is, the spell wore off after I had decided to leave my things at the Big House in the Woods and head to the opposite end of this place. This wouldn't have been a problem except that when I was changed in the first place my clothes, which are magic and were a gift from some helpful fairies, disappeared into the bags and I left the bags in the house. So...

[His voice grows louder again as he returns to wherever his computer is sitting.]

Guess who's glad he was out in the middle of the night when no one else was out and around? Thankfully, that dream hare with the camera wasn't around either. It would probably love to put up another nude video given half a chance.

Anyway, if anyone's looking for me, don't bother looking around outside for a while. I'm not going anywhere for a few days at least.