[voice]

[creepy-son-of-a.livejournal.com]

Because he can't seem to connect to this network Robert has been pestering me to send a message.

[an annoyed huff]

He wants to invite everyone to the Gold Saucer for Chocobo riding lessons. Go to the Chocobo stables any time between 10am and 5pm and he will be happy to teach you.

[pause]

For those of you uncomfortable with my presence, it should be known that I will not be there.